I've created this page to be used as a place where I can write the funny little one-liners that my kids say. It will be interesting to see how it turns out.
8-8-12
Luke woke up and asked where Isaac was. I told him that he was at Kid's Camp today. Grace woke up shortly after this and Luke said to her, "Isaac's at Camping Kids."
8-13-12
Tyler to Isaac: Is this your skateboard?
Isaac: Yeah...but I can't ride it...It's for talented people.
8-17-12
ME: Ohhhh I'm so bummed! I'm out of my favorite coffee drink!
ISAAC: Mom....
ME: yeah buddy
ISAAC (real sweet-like): You still have Jesus!
8-8-12
At Target today.
Luke: Mom, I'm doing so good. I'm not runing around or screaming, or fighting!
Grace: That's cuz Isaac's not here.
Luke asked if we could play, "Ring around the Bridges." We weren't sure if he wanted to play, "Ring around the Rosie," OR "London Bridges." HA!
7-8-12
Luke asked for "Rispies" this morning for breakfast. I love it! (Rice Krispies)
7-5-12
When picking peas yesterday the bugs were really bad and buzzing near our ears almost nonstop. Luke (3) says, "Bees...leave me alone. I don't want to play with you. I'm picking peas!!" A little while later he says more emphatically, "BEES! I told you to leave me ALONE! I'm picking peas! I can't play with you right now!!"
7-4-12
Chris says to Isaac (7), "Do you know why we celebrate Independence Day?" Isaac says, "Oh yeah...isn't that where those people came over on that ship the Cauliflower?"
6-14-12
6-12-12
I've been working on teaching Luke to, "speak life" lately. Today, while sitting on the potty, he asked for a treat for going on the potty. I told him he had to finish more of his lunch first before he could have a treat. And from the bathroom I hear him say, "Speak life Mommy!" I guess to a 3 year old that would be a good application. Heehee
6-7-12
I couldn't believe my ears today when I heard Luke tell me he PEED in his BUBBLE container! When he realized I didn't think this was a good idea. He said, "Don't worry, I dumped it out." Nice.
6-5-12
Grace asked me what we were having for supper. I told her, "Alice Spring Chicken." She was so excited that she goes running to find Isaac and says, "Isaac Isaac!!! We're having LAKE Alice Spring Chicken!!!" LOL! (For those that don't know...Lake Alice is the Lake in our town)
5-28-12
For whatever reason Isaac decided he needed to "bite" Lilly back. The only difference...was LILLY DIDN'T HAVE GUM IN HER MOUTH!! However, she now has it on her back and fur. #waitingfordaddytocomehome
5-27-12
So I take Luke to Service Food with me right during their busy time. He hollers as loud as he can, "I TOOOOTED!!!" I've never heard so many people laugh at one time in the grocery store. Geeps.
5-26-12
The highlight of my day was hearing Luke exclaim, "I GOT A MONSTER OUT ON THE POTTY!! IT WAS A BIG TURDEE" .....and of course was exclaiming all this to my massage client as he left the massage room.
5-18-12
We are trying to teach the kids to have good responses when we ask them to do something. So today when asked to do something Isaac says real chipper, "Sure I'd love to..." then under his breath he mumbles, "...but I don't really mean it." I had to smile at that one.
5-5-12
The wind was blowing the trees the other day. Luke looked out the window and said, "Mommy...the trees are dancing!" Oh to be able to look at the world thru the eyes of a two year old.
5-12
Grace: Mom, when I get big will I have fur on my peepee too?
5-6-12
People must tell Luke that he is "getting big" quite a bit... because today at church when Delilah Norman came over and said hi to him, he said real sweet, "You're sure getting big." LOL!
(For those that don't know...this woman is very short)
4-18-12
Isaac (7) says to Grace (5) this morning, "Grace, God has a plan for my life." Grace whines to almost crying, "But I want a plan toooooooo...."
12-18-11
Lukey burped this morning and said, "Daddy...I tooted out of my mouth."
11-9-11
Isaac came up to me to tell me this joke tonight.
ISAAC: Knock-Knock
ME: Who's there?
ISAAC: Duane
ME: Duane who?
ISAAC: Duane the Baptist I'm drowning.
At this point I bust out laughing. He chuckles and says, "Haha...good one huh mom?"
Bahahaha! (the real joke is dwane the bathtub...I'm drowning)
10-6-11
Isaac randomly comes up to me and says, "Hey Mom...Did you know that the Home Depot has more saving and more doing. That's the power of the Home Depot." He still remembered the line the next day after hearing it only one time. I just got a kick out of it I guess.
9-29-11 (Isaac almost 7, Grace 5)
I was giving Jonathan a bath and Grace and Isaac were watching. Isaac says, "Hey Mom, can I give Jonathan a bath?" I explained to him why he couldn't and then he said, "Yeah...maybe some day when I have a wife and we have a kid I can give my kid a bath. (Pause) Hey Mom...what are those circles on his chest called again?" I said, "Nipples." He says, "Oh yeah..that's right...he has nipples and you have baby feeders."
Later in this conversation Grace was bawling because she couldn't marry Isaac. Isaac assured her that brothers and sisters don't get married. Isaac asked me about who he would marry and I told him he would know who the right person was and that he'd really like her a lot. He then says real serious, "Okay but Mom...there's just one thing I'm concerned about...What I'm concerned about is...what if she doesn't like me?"
8-21-11
7-17-11
7-15-11
7-5-11
6-22-11
6-11-11
Today Isaac (6) read Grandma a book. She said, "WOW ISAAC! Do you like to read?" He said, "No....but I like to impress people."
5-31-11
During bedtime prayers tonight part of Grace's (4) prayer was, "...and thank you Lord for your goodness....and thank you Lord for your grace...that's me."
5-30-11
Grace sat on the toilet too long and stood up and said to Chris, "oww Daddy...my feet are buzzing." I guess she's never had anything fall asleep on her before.
5-22-11
5-20-11
3-27-11 GRACE: Mommy, can I help feed the Baby?
MOMMY: If I ever feed him with a bottle you can help me but Mommy is going to feed him with her baby feeders.
ISAAC: Can I help hold them up
(Chris and I turn our heads because we are dying with laughter. Chris gets control first and says...)
CHRIS: No buddy, Mommy will do that herself.
GRACE: Yeah...cause they're privacy.
3-10-11
3-5-11 Isaac belched really loudly and said, "Well...there's a good one for your birthday Mom."
2-22-11- I saw Isaac put a marble in his mouth and warned him never ever to do that again and explained why. His response to me was, "Mommy, is it a 10 commandment to not put marbles in your mouth?"
Grace frequently makes up jokes. Today she said to Isaac, "Why did the bear throw up?" Isaac guessed, "Because he ate at Burger King?" Grace said, "No...because he ate too fast." If you know Isaac you know that every time he eats too fast he gets sick...which made this "joke" that much more funny.
2-21-11 - When we asked Isaac what a baby kangaroo was he said, "A joe-wa-wa".
8-8-12
Luke woke up and asked where Isaac was. I told him that he was at Kid's Camp today. Grace woke up shortly after this and Luke said to her, "Isaac's at Camping Kids."
8-13-12
Tyler to Isaac: Is this your skateboard?
Isaac: Yeah...but I can't ride it...It's for talented people.
8-17-12
ME: Ohhhh I'm so bummed! I'm out of my favorite coffee drink!
ISAAC: Mom....
ME: yeah buddy
ISAAC (real sweet-like): You still have Jesus!
8-8-12
At Target today.
Luke: Mom, I'm doing so good. I'm not runing around or screaming, or fighting!
Grace: That's cuz Isaac's not here.
Luke asked if we could play, "Ring around the Bridges." We weren't sure if he wanted to play, "Ring around the Rosie," OR "London Bridges." HA!
7-8-12
Luke asked for "Rispies" this morning for breakfast. I love it! (Rice Krispies)
7-5-12
When picking peas yesterday the bugs were really bad and buzzing near our ears almost nonstop. Luke (3) says, "Bees...leave me alone. I don't want to play with you. I'm picking peas!!" A little while later he says more emphatically, "BEES! I told you to leave me ALONE! I'm picking peas! I can't play with you right now!!"
7-4-12
Chris says to Isaac (7), "Do you know why we celebrate Independence Day?" Isaac says, "Oh yeah...isn't that where those people came over on that ship the Cauliflower?"
6-14-12
6-12-12
I've been working on teaching Luke to, "speak life" lately. Today, while sitting on the potty, he asked for a treat for going on the potty. I told him he had to finish more of his lunch first before he could have a treat. And from the bathroom I hear him say, "Speak life Mommy!" I guess to a 3 year old that would be a good application. Heehee
6-7-12
I couldn't believe my ears today when I heard Luke tell me he PEED in his BUBBLE container! When he realized I didn't think this was a good idea. He said, "Don't worry, I dumped it out." Nice.
6-5-12
Grace asked me what we were having for supper. I told her, "Alice Spring Chicken." She was so excited that she goes running to find Isaac and says, "Isaac Isaac!!! We're having LAKE Alice Spring Chicken!!!" LOL! (For those that don't know...Lake Alice is the Lake in our town)
5-28-12
For whatever reason Isaac decided he needed to "bite" Lilly back. The only difference...was LILLY DIDN'T HAVE GUM IN HER MOUTH!! However, she now has it on her back and fur. #waitingfordaddytocomehome
5-27-12
So I take Luke to Service Food with me right during their busy time. He hollers as loud as he can, "I TOOOOTED!!!" I've never heard so many people laugh at one time in the grocery store. Geeps.
5-26-12
The highlight of my day was hearing Luke exclaim, "I GOT A MONSTER OUT ON THE POTTY!! IT WAS A BIG TURDEE" .....and of course was exclaiming all this to my massage client as he left the massage room.
5-18-12
We are trying to teach the kids to have good responses when we ask them to do something. So today when asked to do something Isaac says real chipper, "Sure I'd love to..." then under his breath he mumbles, "...but I don't really mean it." I had to smile at that one.
5-5-12
The wind was blowing the trees the other day. Luke looked out the window and said, "Mommy...the trees are dancing!" Oh to be able to look at the world thru the eyes of a two year old.
5-12
Grace: Mom, when I get big will I have fur on my peepee too?
5-6-12
People must tell Luke that he is "getting big" quite a bit... because today at church when Delilah Norman came over and said hi to him, he said real sweet, "You're sure getting big." LOL!
(For those that don't know...this woman is very short)
4-18-12
Isaac (7) says to Grace (5) this morning, "Grace, God has a plan for my life." Grace whines to almost crying, "But I want a plan toooooooo...."
12-18-11
Lukey burped this morning and said, "Daddy...I tooted out of my mouth."
11-9-11
Isaac came up to me to tell me this joke tonight.
ISAAC: Knock-Knock
ME: Who's there?
ISAAC: Duane
ME: Duane who?
ISAAC: Duane the Baptist I'm drowning.
At this point I bust out laughing. He chuckles and says, "Haha...good one huh mom?"
Bahahaha! (the real joke is dwane the bathtub...I'm drowning)
10-6-11
Isaac has been making up jokes lately and they are actually funny and usually I can see with how he comes up with the jokes. He understands the double meaning. The other day his latest joke was, “Mom…why did the flower go for a bike ride?.....Because it had petals.” I thought that was pretty clever. Then Grace had to try and copy Isaac and come up with jokes of her own. She says, “Mom…why did the man have glass in his eye?.....Because he had GLASSES…get it?” It’s so funny that it doesn’t make sense that you start dying with laughter. The funny thing is that she thinks her jokes are really funny then so she tells you more. And then she gets on a roll and thinks her jokes are really funny. Isaac however, has come to realize that her jokes no longer make sense and he tries to tell her but she just doesn’t get it. It’s quite funny listening to these two tell jokes.
10-2-11 (Isaac just turned 7)Isaac randomly comes up to me and says, "Hey Mom...Did you know that the Home Depot has more saving and more doing. That's the power of the Home Depot." He still remembered the line the next day after hearing it only one time. I just got a kick out of it I guess.
9-29-11 (Isaac almost 7, Grace 5)
I was giving Jonathan a bath and Grace and Isaac were watching. Isaac says, "Hey Mom, can I give Jonathan a bath?" I explained to him why he couldn't and then he said, "Yeah...maybe some day when I have a wife and we have a kid I can give my kid a bath. (Pause) Hey Mom...what are those circles on his chest called again?" I said, "Nipples." He says, "Oh yeah..that's right...he has nipples and you have baby feeders."
Later in this conversation Grace was bawling because she couldn't marry Isaac. Isaac assured her that brothers and sisters don't get married. Isaac asked me about who he would marry and I told him he would know who the right person was and that he'd really like her a lot. He then says real serious, "Okay but Mom...there's just one thing I'm concerned about...What I'm concerned about is...what if she doesn't like me?"
8-21-11
7-17-11
7-15-11
7-5-11
6-22-11
6-11-11
Today Isaac (6) read Grandma a book. She said, "WOW ISAAC! Do you like to read?" He said, "No....but I like to impress people."
5-31-11
During bedtime prayers tonight part of Grace's (4) prayer was, "...and thank you Lord for your goodness....and thank you Lord for your grace...that's me."
5-30-11
Grace sat on the toilet too long and stood up and said to Chris, "oww Daddy...my feet are buzzing." I guess she's never had anything fall asleep on her before.
5-22-11
5-20-11
3-27-11 GRACE: Mommy, can I help feed the Baby?
MOMMY: If I ever feed him with a bottle you can help me but Mommy is going to feed him with her baby feeders.
ISAAC: Can I help hold them up
(Chris and I turn our heads because we are dying with laughter. Chris gets control first and says...)
CHRIS: No buddy, Mommy will do that herself.
GRACE: Yeah...cause they're privacy.
3-10-11
3-5-11 Isaac belched really loudly and said, "Well...there's a good one for your birthday Mom."
2-22-11- I saw Isaac put a marble in his mouth and warned him never ever to do that again and explained why. His response to me was, "Mommy, is it a 10 commandment to not put marbles in your mouth?"
Grace frequently makes up jokes. Today she said to Isaac, "Why did the bear throw up?" Isaac guessed, "Because he ate at Burger King?" Grace said, "No...because he ate too fast." If you know Isaac you know that every time he eats too fast he gets sick...which made this "joke" that much more funny.
2-21-11 - When we asked Isaac what a baby kangaroo was he said, "A joe-wa-wa".
