Top lines from facebook over the last month

So, I know many of you that read my blog do not have facebook and are not able to see much of my life anymore...since I haven't blogged in FOREVER! Sorry Grandma Lorraine :-)
So, just for you...I have clipped different facebook posts and put them into this blog entry. I probably should be typing most of them in the "Line of the Day" page of my blog, but for now this works. They are listed below from most recent, to oldest.

1-15-12 My daughter has a hoarding problem. She has so much crap on her top bunk bed that when I check on her at night, half the time I can't even see her. I finally had enough. I told her that her bed needed to be cleaned off before I got home or whatever toys she had left on the bed were going to the basement. I got home and shortly later we heard this loud crashing sound. She was shoving everything from her bed to the floor as quickly as possible. I wanted to laugh and scream all at the same time

1-9-12 I asked Grace to keep an eye on Jonathan while I took a quick shower. Even though she knew what i meant she proceeded to close one eye and put the other one on him. She's such a crack up!

1-6-12 This morning as I was in the kitchen preparing Jonathan's food Luke (2) was sitting on the potty. He hollers, "Mommy...my poop hurts! Pray for my butt?" So I went in placed my hand on his shoulder and prayed for him. He says, "No...my butt!" He wanted me to lay my hands on his butt and pray for him. Did I do it? Nah...I said...."go see if Daddy will pray for you!" Heehee. I kind of wanted to hear Chris' reaction anyway.

12-24-11 OK so the highlight of my day (other than the crab legs) would be teaching my kids how to slide down the steps faster... through demonstration of course. 1st, I got the slippery sleeping bag. 2nd, put Grace on my lap. 3rd, we counted off and slid down my parent's steps me screaming and laughing the whole way because we went so fast. At the bottom we hit the banister and I knocked a post out. And to top it off, I peed my pants from laughing so hard and the sheer shock of it all!!! Not quite like I remembered doing it as kid. Papa nixed the sliding down the stairs after that. Gee...I wonder why?

12-18-11 Lukey burped this morning and said, "Daddy...I tooted out of my mouth."

12-15-11 So I glanced at Isaac who had taken his shirt off and was looking at his reflection and making muscles. I asked what he was doing. He said, "I'm looking under my armpits for hair. (To which I started laughing) What?? I'm a boy...I can do this. I'm just being a boy."

12-12-11 We were searching for Luke this morning. The only reason we found him is because we heard him giggling at Daddy having fun with Isaac and Grace. We found him hidden behind the curtain....EATING A BOX OF MILK DUDS!!! You Sneeeeaky Lukey!!

12-11-11 Just glanced at myself in the mirror and noticed I was wearing 2 different earrings....nice. Nobody at church said anything. HA!

And of course I had to include a picture that cracks me up every time I look at it!! :-)

Jonathan wasn't dressed for the occasion but we thought we'd throw him in the picture real quick since it was already a doozie. Taking a "nice" Christmas picture is always a challenge...but it makes for a great laugh! Don't be surprised if some year you get something like this for your Christmas picture! LOL!

And last but not least I had to include another picture that pretty much sums up life here at the Elliott house:

(Don't mind the gazillion bags. Sorry.) He climbs up there and gets stuck and can't get down. I think he's finally learned his lesson now though.

I hopefully can start keeping up with my blog again. I always feel like unless it's really worthwhile, I shouldn't write it... because I don't want to bore you. But..hey, I guess you don't have to read it then right? :-) It's been a busy season but we are all doing great and enjoying life as much as possible! Have a great day and take every moment you can to LAUGH!!!
-Danielle
P.S. Don't you want to sign up for facebook now Grandma??